Friday, September 17, 2010

Dear Sons,

I love you. Let’s start there.

We currently share a bathroom. A mom and 2 boys.

The girls were lucky and got to have the bathroom upstairs to themselves.

I don’t particularly mind sharing the bathroom with you but…

IMG_3564 Would you mind thinking about your mom after you go potty?

Mom doesn’t care to sit down on the toilet and realize the back of her legs are now wet. Thanks!

Would you mind hitting the target? I realize if you wake up late at night it’s hard to see and the light is blinding. But during the day, I figure you should be able to make it INTO the bowl.

I’d also like you to get in the habit now of putting the seat down after you go to the bathroom. I don’t care for falling into the water because you’ve left the seat up.

Your future wife will appreciate you learning this now so she doesn’t have to have this same discussion with you down the road.

And one last thing, this mom of yours would appreciate it if you would flush when you get done going potty. I like not finding surprises when it’s my turn to use the bathroom.

Love,

Your Mom

4 comments:

The Drama Mama said...

This is priceless!! What a great letter. :)

Mimi said...

I live with my husband Chris & 2 teenage boys. We have 1 very small bathroom to share.

I feel your patin, lol!

Hugs & love,
Mimi

Melanie said...

Ahh the joys of motherhood! Great letter. Keep trying 'cause you're right, someday their wives will praise you if you train them now.

http://musingsandmeanderings-mlp.blogspot.com/

Rebecca said...

he he I love this! True and yet funny. now if only there were a way to translate this to the hubby being that we live in a one bathroom house. LOL I hate waking up the night to sit down on the pot only to find the lid is up. eeek.
Back blogging, after taking the summer off. Best to you!

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